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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:36

Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Upcoming temporary full closure of South Academy Boulevard for widening project - KKTV
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Android 16 launched without its coolest features and I'm genuinely annoyed - Android Police
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
What breakthroughs are happening in foundational models of artificial intelligence (AI) in China?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
China fast tracks rare earth export licences for European companies - Financial Times
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Costco makes key moves to protect prices from tariffs - TheStreet
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Which race of women are the hottest?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives