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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

‘I lost out to the better guy’ – Norris ‘confident’ he can improve after being beaten by Piastri in Barcelona - Formula 1

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Upcoming temporary full closure of South Academy Boulevard for widening project - KKTV

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Satellite Scanning the World’s Oceans Detects Elusive Phenomena Scientists Say Had "Been Hiding in Plain Sight - The Debrief

Unacceptable again!

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Android 16 launched without its coolest features and I'm genuinely annoyed - Android Police

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

What breakthroughs are happening in foundational models of artificial intelligence (AI) in China?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

China fast tracks rare earth export licences for European companies - Financial Times

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Costco makes key moves to protect prices from tariffs - TheStreet

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Plants have a secret, second set of roots deep underground that scientists didn't know about - Live Science

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Which race of women are the hottest?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do women have sex with dogs?